Doctor Who isn't exactly new...

"There will be No Wild Animals." Someone forgot to inform the front of my car.

"A room I visited during the walkthrough contained statues of an Auton and a Weeping Angel..." Are you sure that's a statue?

Wow, congratulations. Sarsasm successfully missed.

The Takeshi Kovacs series by Richard Morgan.

@roughneck117: Pretty sure you're thinking of Red Star here.