How anyone who works on a Car Blog could confuse a Yukon and an Envoy is beyond me.

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Don’t talk shit about Pottery Barn, bro.

LOL exactly, it’s closer to Rockford than it is anywhere near Chicago.  

The two locations couldn’t be more different. Go there. Schaumburg is near Chicago. Belvedere is near Rockford. 

Fiat Chrysler Automobiles’ Belvidere assembly plant near Chicago will be temporarily idled for two weeks starting Monday as the company aligns production with demand.

Yaris: it’s a WRC champion now.

For the first time in my life, I want a Yaris.

It also has a proper handbrake, for doing proper handbrake turns.
This looks outstandingly hoonable.
God i want it. 

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

Usually you say reasonably funny and/or true things. This is not one of those times.

“I’m not familiar with Holden.”

And yet, the express continues...

If you’re being tailed while in the right lane, then that driver is an asshole and needs to learn how left lanes work.

I would add, educate family and friends on how to be in your car. As a younger millennial, most of my friends have never been in a car of the same vintage as my truck.

Already available and have been for years.

and a driver who pays no attention to where the stuff at Wal-Mart comes from.

Just buy a Lions sticker; people will understand the acceptance of mediocrity

Love the “Keep Buying Foreign” bumper sticker on a car built in Canada.

Back when I had to tuck my tail between my legs and move back to Michigan, to regroup, it was during the Recession.