its an LC, not a Taco.

Oh, you sweet child of nature.

Taco night was rough this week.

Juke, you obviously like bad looking cars.

A Kia Soul! (Pronounced “Kia Soul Exclaim”) comes with a 200 hp turbo engine, dual clutch transmission, is available in Inferno Red, gets decent MPG, is reliable, and can be had with a moonroof, for $28,000.

I’d get a Nissan Cube. I’ve always had a soft spot for them and their outlandish proportions.

I don’t know what I’m thinking but here you go:

Just get a Honda Element. And if you so wish, maybe swap a S2000 motor in it.

Miss your Aztek?!? I think this is the van you’re looking for

You Sir must buy an MV-1

This is quite the perfect car for my 65 year old mother. It does things “car” while also being able to have the ride height and flat floor trunk loading that she likes. It’s not a drivers car, but neither is a Camry. That’s who these mini-CUVs are designed for: old people.

I want whatever drugs you’re on.

The Accord looks like an A7 done by Skoda, that’s a compliment.

If I was going to be in the market for a sedan under 30 grand it would either be this or an Accord. There is nothing “meh” about either of them unless you are a weirdo like Torch...

Left to Right: Subaru Legacy, Nissan Altima, Hyundai Elantra, New Honda Accord.

Excuse you. It was a star athlete and one of the best-proportioned regular cars ever made up until its untimely demise at the peak of its career in 2009 (yes this is a 2007, but I had a facelifted 2.5i manual and it was great).

To appreciate the Legacy you must see it in it’s natural habitat.

Uh, you realize that all of these cars are easily distinguished by anyone with eyes?

When I get reminded of what they’ve lost, by thinking of the one I had.