It may also be worth noting that the R/T model, which I have the unfortunate, errr... “pleasure” of driving, due to my stepfather deciding he liked it when it was new, also pairs horribly underdamped struts with almost excessively high spring rates, and a surprisingly long suspension stroke, which I can absolutely…

I rented a Nitro in 2007 on one of my business trips, and I remember being excited to get it. I always appreciate quirky styling. To me, that’s someone taking a risk, as opposed to taking an existing design and upload the 3DS file into the computer, tuck, stretch and curve and call it a day. The Nitro was toy-like. It…

Mm good Blacksmith

Blacksmith 599 Grand Touring Homologation (nice spec)

Chevrolet: origin French, diminutive chevre (goat), in otherwords, goat herder.

Right here is the reason Jalopnik has my undying support. Keep this coming!

This is why I come to Jalopnik.

I died at Blacksmith TheBlacksmith Open

Ironically, that guide doesn’t include the Hummer.

There, there now, David. You’ll be okay.

A Jeep’s a Jeep..

Wagons, period. And don’t give me that “crossovers are wagons” bullshit because NO THEY ARE NOT. Would you tell your child medicine is candy? No, because then they’d take too much and die, just like wagons are nowadays.

Think of the children, people!

Like this one?

I hate to break it to you “buddy” but you are more likely to have been killed by a toddler than an immigrant.

Going off at Turn 3 at Thunderhill at 92mph. Got wedged on the inside by another rider (you can hear his bike) and couldn’t actually exit out wide. I straightened up a fraction of a second too late and thought it was better to hit the dirt straight up than try and save it.

Turn what?

You have zero knowledge of American history, clearly. Start by reading about the Mayflower.