Do you carry that edge with you everywhere you go? Do you have a license for it?

Because damn, son, you sharp.

Snape is still just a creepy guy who saved the world simply because he was a Nice Guy TM over Lily

My unpopular opinion: I don’t give a shit about the Marauders. If I cared about them at all I would point out that they were bullies (yes Snape deserved it, no that doesn’t make it ok, yes I mean Lupin too), but I truly don’t get the interest in them. Fandom seems very obsessed with them, to the point that I avoid HP…

I just edited in a bit about Ron.

American Insecurity™

Yeah, I’m not understanding why “cut back playing video games” requires a full how-to article, whereas I’ve never seen anything of its like for, say, reading or watching movies/tv shows, etc. I have a job, bills are paid, place isn’t a wreck, have friends and a life, but at times I devote more of my free time(which is…

Oh god, people with inspirational quotes in their signatures. “Do what you love, and you’ll always love what you do!” “I was... asking for clarification on this order you just placed, and I was feeling pretty indifferent about the act, but... ok?”

I used to have a coworker in Gillette, WY (coal capital of the world) who used seasonal clip art. She also wore sunglasses inside because she claimed fluorescent lights gave her migraines and wore fingerless gloves to keep her hands warm. She was awful

I will do it. I offer myself to the people and will bear this heavy burden with aplomb.

Fuck you, GoP. For even crafting this shit, much less passing it next week which I’m sure you will.

Well they were probably in there for 3 and a 1/2 hours even though dude originally meant to go just for two things.

I mean, in all of the hypothetical kidnapping situations I could find myself in, this is the one I’d want.

I’m reading Lincoln’s biography and several descriptions of him as a man who couldn’t care less what he looked like or what he wore make him somehow even sexier to me. When he was at a photographer’s studio for a picture (prior to the debates with Douglas) the photographer tried to tell him to comb his shock of black…

As much as I agree with you I think I’d prefer even this to 38497873 Overwatch articles a day.

I’m gonna level with you. We appreciate the coverage. Really, it’s nice seeing XIV-related articles. But, really? An article on how to unlock something that is handed to you in the Main Story Quest? The article the other day on how to unlock Red Mage and Samurai just barely got a pass because you aren’t going to…