Today I learned that I know absolutely nothin about Pokémon.

“I want my huge tittied 15 year olds” is a very strange hill to die on.

You are such a moron.

My first thought was: “Faith Saile from Wait! Wait!!?!??! YEAS.”

Healslime in a Red Beret.

Also, don’t forget that Fillon is a job creator.... ba dum tsss

But this is their last gasp, one final roar of evil before we finally push them back forever.

It will not surprise you to hear that Nintendo is making a mini-SNES

Just a reminder most of this article was written by a guy who said he was too busy having sex to play DuckTales 2. I think that is important to remember.

Was the steak big? Was the steak beautiful?

Swift forever!!!!!

this article killed me

This scene comes from the series where Lt. Zechs aka Milliardo Peacecraft decided to join the Gundam World equivalent of ISIS, White Fang & nearly destroyed Earth for no better reason other than he was bored.

Gundam doesn’t need to make any sense at all, even with Romantic Elations :P

So who makes the CUOAB (Creepy Uncle of All Bombs)?

“This is where the art of localization, as opposed to straight translation, would preserve the experience—had the question simply been removed and replaced with a question about, say, the origins of a chess piece, it would have given American players the same type of challenge as is being presented to Japanese players…

141 character launch code.

You had me at “anime George Washington.” I’m there.