@ninjamurf: That's great! I'll be asking you about everything from now on.

I actually dance like that when I unzip my suit of armor.

Usually you can test drive an iPad before you buy it. An app here, an app there, now you've got things to eat your wallet, your time, your hard drive space, and you haven't even seen what it plays like. (Screenshots don't help much) The reviewing system doesn't help much because if there's even a slightest problem in…

Facebook update: The god, Pedophelius, has requested that I molest 15 more children. Bummer!

@Clashwerk: Actually a thumb in any direction meant death.

Could someone explain quickly what fractals are all about?

Sorry, everyone knows the absolute best d-pad is the one on the Sony controller.

By an interesting coincidence, Lucasfilm is changing it's name to "Dipshits That Don't Like Free Advertising."

God I love this artist. Great article. This is the news that I pay for.

Someone needs to film that guy getting his ass beaten, Goober.

一足す一は？

Thanks God. My design is better than this.

Yes.

Dipshit is as dipshit does.

Could've done without the Wilhelm.

Actually your list is wrong. I'm #10.

All I can say is,

I love that guy, he always says the strangest shit.

Hilarious.

@gifpaste: I went to the website and there's like Java and Java EE. which is which? What does what? Would you suggest I screw the Java and pick up Adobe Flash and learn that?