Some of these Kotaku article titles are so silly. They're like those trick questions:

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? IF SO PLEASE CALL 555-MRKET-ME

@Geraldo Rivera's Mustache: I agree. This iCrap crap has to stop.

I love internet crazes.

Draw 3D images on a 3D plane! Like in 5th grade art class where we draw two boxes parallel and then connect the corners. Amazing! It's 3D!

@Eriamjh: It's a video that was shown when VLC had their first release so you could see the capabilities of the software. The film itself was made to advertise the free Blender software to make 3D CG. It's a really cute Pixar-type flick called "Big Bad Buck."

@Mike Zuniga is a Photographer Apparently: That's great, best one!

/iwasrightdance

There really isn't the best option: $50 as it's nothing more than another controller for your system. Systems should cost $150+, not peripherals.

Ya, what's with this Gizmotos thing? I can't eat them anymore because of this ad campaign.

No hi res video?

Another dipshit pulls an Ebert and talks about nothing he knows of.

Again, FAIL Apple. There's one thing consumers/Americans/internet dweebs hate more than censorship, uuuhhh, rape? Maybe?

Well a man so against self gratification must have a back that looks like roast beef from all the self-inflicted floggings he must have given himself because of the movies he makes.

@Mike43110: So you're so anti-farmville that you would stop using Google? There's always Excite for your search engine needs.

Great idea. Kids love to hang out at these places after school.

"In a follow up story, the man's productivity at work shot up 43%, his wife was loved 13% more, and his kids realized they had a father."

Lol, uncanny valley! UNCANNY VALLEY!

There's nothing but history and psychology backing this up. Why not 30, why not 50? Cause that one day the developer decided to add an extra zero to the leveling tree and it just by chance became 40, and everyone accepted it.

And then this story became irrelevant when they both discovered that Japan was actually SELLING phones with internet 5 years before they reached puberty and started acting like prissy, whiny little middle-schoolers.