Or you could pay like $5 for one of the half-dozen other file sharing programs and watch movies/music/files/pics from your ipad anywhere in your house or in you neighborhood, or city, state, country, basically anywhere there's wifi or 3G.

Mine.

The government had no idea what to do after 911, so they commissioned a buncha retards, armed them with the patriot act (which turns the freedom of America into shit), and gave them the capacity to go through your bags, your shampoo, and your rectum: all in the name of national security. Now they can see you naked and…

More empty lies? Really? Didn't see that coming.

More empty lies? Really? Didn't see that coming.

More empty lies? Really? Didn't see that coming.

Yay! AT&T go! I love you for not signing up with Verizon, Apple. There's no better business decision than being greedy and going with a shitty carrier because of their lowest bid. Isolate your customer base, then destroy them.

Just like my reverse-asshole!

How about that, even Nike knows it's called football.

@Stem_Sell: Saw the first, loved it, heard the second sucked, how's the third?

I can't have caffeine or sugar, and there really isn't a single thing there that doesn't have one or the other or both. Would it just be proper, then to just go up to the counter and stuff that $X/hr cash into the tip jar instead?

How is that embarrassing? That what the iShit was made for. I use mine like that every time I go in there, and I got Crohns! I look forward to my 20+ shits a day.

Of course they don't address the data and voice degradation, because it's all in your HEAD. Can't prove it! nuh-huh! nope! isn't there!

Frankly, if you can balance your financial matters and get your credit score high enough to get a credit card so that you can sign up for an apple account to use your iPad/Pod/Phone, then I think you're mature enough to see some hot-looking people bumping uglies.

"Now imagine you're using your iP{hone, checking the latest news and your favorite app. and you see a banner at the bottom of the screen."

@ss3: The only thing that history teaches us is that we do not learn from history.

@dcdttu: Agree. It's not a phone. It's a phone-browser-email client-gaming console-organizer-mp3 player-camera-camcorder...

Is that actually Steve Jobs? The people at Apple need to keep him in his cage when he's not announcing some new product with the slightest upgrade from the last release.