What are you doing in there...

Oh cool, it’s Gears of Destiny

Go suck a millionaire’s cock, scrub

The great news is that it’s also not this...

If you actually think kids still talk about Halo, then you're the oldest guy here.

Back to /pol/ you go

Said the cop’s son.

The console-centric games media journos far outweigh journos that focus on tactical PC games, that’s an industry-wide fact for sure.

And everyone’s new card 2 years from now will be able to run it smoothly. Can’t wait!

Can’t wait to re-enact some rape QTE’s

It listed the platforms with a Windows 8 logo (as in specifically stating “Windows 8”) and no Mac or Linux editions outlined and you wonder why they’re not hitting the stretch goals?

I really really want the ACLU to tear Hollywood a new one

TotalBiscuit got involved?

I honestly can’t tell if you’re being sincere or subtly insulting the child.

Robin is looking WAY too much like Chris O’ Donnell in this release.

Would’ve much preferred to hear Max’s voice instead of this try-hard announcer.

I’d be with you in any other circumstances, but Mad Max is a property that should be made into a video game even if the universe was only limited to 2 straight-hetero-male-protag games per year. I’m shocked we haven’t gotten a good video-game version prior to this.

I’m 31 and I’m also ecstatic. Also, I believe there is this sort of backlash due to the type of consumer that a brand like Killing Floor might attract. The EULA for Red Orchestra 2 was very similar and you could tell the community was more mature in that game (I ACTUALLY GOT TIPS FROM LISTENING TO PEOPLE!)

“The only situation where boning 25 people at a party is acceptable is if…oh wait, there isn’t one. Even if you’re getting paid for letting over two dozen men take a peek through your roast beef curtains that’s a little excessive, unless it’s porn. Then you’re just a goddamn pro...”