In summary... a dipshit knows how to create half-ass memes :\

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Hayoouuuuuuuu...

As a Navy vet, there were plenty of people on my ship that had gaming laptops. But I served from 2003 - 2007. Steam wasn't the internet-heavy powerhouse it is now. However (funny enough) Windows 8 allows me to STAY OFFLINE to play games that don't require a web connection ;)

He's talking about the interwebz, asshat.

What Politico forgets to report is how slick FNC is with cloaking their "News" as a form of opinion :\

"a female sniper who eventually becomes a love interest, in a rushed storyline that culminates in a stilted first-person lovemaking scene."

You see Mom, I've been making these cave textures for the last two years and... yeah, that's all I do :(

Remember the time you forgot to pull your head out of your ass and realize that WoW characters don't have tits the size of waistlines? Or that the female promo shots don't show their sorceresses rubbing magic canes up the butt cheeks? :\

God, you fuckin' twelve year olds are making me feel OLD AS SHIT (I was in my first enlistment with the Navy when X-2 came out).

They've stated that PC is the lead platform, so it could just be a PC beta build with a 360 controller plugged in.

Um... pretty sure some stupid-as-fuck cop out there will eventually kill a cosplayer over this device :\

I am reaaaaaallllllyyyyy regretting this purchase decision. Even the older AssCreed games that required an online connection didn't suffer this badly :\

Here in the States, the US women's football team are celebrities. They were the best thing happening during the Olympics.

Trust me, the filmmakers and studio wish anyone BUT HIM wrote this book...

Fuck OSC. I will troll every single IGN, Gawker, and Aintitcool article talking about this film...

Is this still deemed a rumor? My local Gamestop has that exact same sign displayed.

...so did Bioware :\

From what I hear of the previews, Metro Last Light has you covered...

That exclusionary attitude is exactly why games won't be as mainstream as TV or movies. If the industry falls out of business, it'll be the hardcore gatekeepers themselves that helped close the doors :\