I'm not proud of this, but I poured sardine oil down the windshield defrost vent of a brand new for pickup. The truck didn't deserve it but the a-hole owner did. He traded the truck a month later.
Buckster
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@badco/LoJ: Now they just need to loose the shark gills on the rear quarter.
GM: Hey, I've got an idea! Lets take this sweet Camaro and make it into a mullet mobile.
Bender Approves
@Caffiend: @philibuster:
Borco vs. Miura is a tough one.
It certainly does suck.
That Sinatra Chrysler is the baddest car I have ever seen.
+100hp for flame throwing exhaust
Bitchin
Found this on the site.
This uses a Jet Turbine like they use in Helicopters.
PETA normally frowns on this sort of thing, but the sheer luxury of a French car with cat hide interior was to much to pass up.
S&M?
I understand now
Fu*ck Spiker. This thing is a work of art.
"That looks like it's gonna hurt."
@CharlzR: Typoned