Infiniti says ‘Hi!”

Backpack Kid needs to sue as well.

We literally went from the Penthouse, to the outhouse.

Obamas - Plural

Black-ish, is not funny-ish.

Yeah, Michelle is actually useful.

Let’s hope he no-shows. That way, while he’s hate-watching on TV, he can hear about the massive crowd size, compared to his paltry turnout.

What I’m really jazzed about, is all of the no-shows at his funeral!

Specifically, Drakkar Noir, and room temp KFC.

I love local/mom&pop donut houses.

I don’t eat at Cookout, because they love “Sky Daddy”.

CFA always felt very, Stepford Wives-ish/Coming To America-ish.  “It was my pleasure”...yeah, no.

DD > KK.

My list, so far:

LOL! RUTGER? I’m from NJ, and I still think that’s hilarious.

Michigan fan here.

Yes, for baseball purposes, learning to switch hit is crucial.

You must be fun at parties.

I feel like making big sizes readily available, sends a message, that it’s OK to be obese.