Who’da thunk it...a guy that looks like an asshole, actually is an asshole.

This is hilarious.

Christina Hendricks is SO fuggin hawt!

I will share an oft-used mantra that we, in the black community use:

I still have mine. She’s the best.

Handgun ammunition is basically harmless when it’s not in the gun.

I hate that rat-faced bastard.

Too bad he plays at Dook, and I have to hate him forever.

He’s such a smug asshole.

I always loved the driver-side roof bulge. It just looks so cool. Sometimes asymmetry is just badass.

Beat Street.

Erebuni brought me right back to 1999!

Both driving Subarus...fucking perfect.

That’s awesome. Keep up the great parenting.

“Holy shit, Beyonce has great legs.”

I see what you did there.

It’s their goddamned job.