Life-long Michigan and Portland fan.

Holy shit...your grammar.

I’m almost in tears over here, just marveling at how wonderful these animals are, and wondering how anybody in their right mind could see them and think, “ I want to kill that”.

I see what you did there.

The best part about this picture?

God...what a fucking entitled little twink.

...”I axed for music”

The King of Queens calls the Lyft driver a fag.

He definitely uses a backhand grip when he beats off.

He doesn’t like her, because he knows he can’t have her.

I live in Atlanta, and the NFL team here has lost their starting safety (who is not as good as Reid) for the entire season. This happened last Sunday, while Eric Reid was still a free agent.

Holy shit.  I just went from being a Type-2 Diabetic, to a Type-3.

Peanut butter doesn’t need any help.

Yeah...Florida titles are shady as fuck.

Cute?

Branson is Whitey's version of Mecca.

Go fuck your mother. Don’t you cocksuckers understand that you don’t get to tell people to leave the country?  The last time I checked, this country belongs to ALL of us.  Why don't you leave, instead?

Good ol' Buddy Christ.

This reads like it was written by a white person, pretending to be black.

You're giving him way too much credit.  He's just a stupid asshole.