Because Africa.

Too soon.

But, your scalp is now under the same sunlight that you’re shading your eyes from.

God bless Bum.

But, how will anybody know that you were really there?! /s

grown

If they come with a Diet Coke, he probably won’t have to be told.

It’s called “warming up”.  If you ever seriously played a sport in your entire life, you’d be familiar with it.

NAILED IT.  I hate Michael Jordan SO much.

Blue Plate Olive Oil Mayo / Chunk Light Tuna / Chopped Yellow Onion / Chopped Celery / Lemon Juice or Pickle Juice.

“Nothing about your comment makes sense. He approached the man to brush off the negativity and make mend the relationship like an adult. Benjamin wanted to continue being a child bitch. End of story.”

Russell Westbrook would like a word...

S&S has razor thin “steak”burgers and their shoestring fries taste worse than actual shoe strings.

Wing Stop would like to have a word.

Yeah, and like being on MLK Blvd, they’re how you know you’re in a bad neighborhood.

Think: Hyundai / Kia

MAWGA!

Fuck Jimmy John:

You’re SUPER-wrong!  They suck because they actually taste like potatoes?!

2 Cod + 6 Shrimp FTMFW!