This is amazing! She has done the primary thing that she was actually designed to do...just like every other female organism that has ever existed. This is crack-reporting on your part. You’re doing yeoman’s work. Keep it up. FOH.

Get ready. As a great man once said, “get the strap”.

I’m heartbroken. This young lady was part of our future. She had so much unrealized potential.  There was no limit to what she could have accomplished.  Now, we'll never know.

BUT, HER EMAILS!!!

Know how I know you’re a dickhead?!

Rich kid's parents own six franchises. Rich kid owns one.  Wow, this is amazing! /s

And any boys’ high school state championship team can still mop these broads...

This is going over way too many heads.

Huh...two racists with shitty fast food places.  Both based in Kentucky.  There's a story in there somewhere...

Fucking sweet.

“He fit the descrption”, and also “turned in a threatening manner”.

For me, she's right up there with the lady that climbed the flagpole in S.C. last year.

Just shut the fuck up, and keep the drink machine behind the counter.

Thank you, Lakai - Fully Flared, for exposing me to this song and opening my eyes to M83's greatness.

The Nissan GT-R50 By Italdesign Is The Best-Looking GT-R Ever

Trump was right. #MMGA

GODDAMN!  Yeah, this motherfucker is trying to Jedi mind trick her, into giving him some pussy.

Works either way.

You fucking win!

As a Michigan fan, this is my favorite Jameis Winston moment: