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Have you driven in the rain in southern California? The road practically turns to ice...

d) Browse Craiglist for: Max Price 5000, Max Year 1980

7. You’re out with a friend when a yellow 1973 Volkswagen Beetle with black hood stripes stops at a traffic light in front of you. Do you:

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

That R8 should be embarrassed by his reaction time if anything.

Mystery solved:

It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.

I hope somebody with bad taste and lots of money buys it off BMW and butchers it back to Elvis spec.

I haz a sad.

I’m just gonna leave this here....

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

Someone should learn how to spell “ocelot” before typing!

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.