Perfectly Uniform Fight For Automobile’s Luxurious Ultimate Monster Prize

Have you driven in the rain in southern California? The road practically turns to ice...

d) Browse Craiglist for: Max Price 5000, Max Year 1980

7. You’re out with a friend when a yellow 1973 Volkswagen Beetle with black hood stripes stops at a traffic light in front of you. Do you:

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

That R8 should be embarrassed by his reaction time if anything.

Speedy little Golfs are the best

Mystery solved:

It’s those deceptive ferrari lines! They’re so smooth. So seductive. You just want to rub your benz on them.

I hope somebody with bad taste and lots of money buys it off BMW and butchers it back to Elvis spec.

I haz a sad.

I’m just gonna leave this here....

Regera? More like Regreta...amiright?

Someone should learn how to spell “ocelot” before typing!

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

Chris Evans has had 24 years to grow into the job of not being horrible, please don’t hold your breath.