Why did you turn!

When I read #1, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

What I really want to know is, if the Viper is so wonderful that its tire smoke fixes the hole in the ozone layer, and it fart cans sprout rainbows, why doesn't it get a score of 100 on the Jalopnik review?

BMW won't even sponser a grassroots motorsports team (see Bill Caswell). But they will sponser a motherloving bobsled team? BOBSLED ISN'T EVEN A CAR! WTF BMW!

Heartclick

Suzuki made trucks???

I'm pretty sure that my bone stock EK9 Honda Civic Type R from the 90's revs to 9,000 RPM. I will make sure to test this as I am driving to work today.

Is it bad that I want to know the nationality of both parties involved. Because I bet in that Lincoln Navigator... black guy.

Why doesn't someone make an entire car out of GoPro mounts? It would be near indestructable as a Volvo, or a Nokia 3310!

Is it just me, or does the front of this car look like a snake about to strike? Somebody Photoshop this!

Is it just me, or does DTM sound like some wierd German sexual position. For example:

No black! Too beaucoup! Me so horny, me love you long time!

The police by USC has these sirens. The low frequency sound waves gives me a bad reation and makes me want to beat up people!

I would pick up my baby's mama and newborn child from the maternity ward in a GT40! Let alone airport.

It better be naturally aspirated, or... NERD RAGE!

I've never seen something so little go so hard.

Why that particular piece of farm equipment appears to be a backhoe!

Negro Nitron

When will people begin to realize that rap artist don't actually DO the things they rap about! Darwin's law at its finest.

Well when your in a BDSM relationship, and your sex slave isn't doing anything at the time. Damn well better put her to work doing something!