First Ray Wert leaving Jalopnik, now this! This is a sad day for jalops. Even though I will never own a Cobra, GT350, or even a GT1000. I slept better at night knowing that these cars existed. And that there was a man whose sole purpose in life was to create such machines. I never met the man, but I know plenty of…

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

True dat brotha!

You mean if he's not there already.

You've obviously never driven in California, have you? The Police don't even use turn signals!

It says "Bi" or "Goes Both Ways". Which the stereotypical Jaguar owner would know all about.

Torch has one of the most recognizable writing styles here on Jalopnik. I haven't figured out yet wether that's a good thing, or a bad thing.

I suggested it, but it was under some stiff historic competition. In the end, the 2009 ALMS at Leguna Seca didn't change the history of motorsports. While some of the ones in the top 10 did!

If you look at the entire race, you could see that Bergmeister was blocking him the entire time! That bumb was born more out of frustration then anything. Its like he was saying, "Hey I'm faster then you, please get the hell out of my way!"

I'm sorry, I thought the reason to get a Delorean was the gullwing doors, and the face that its shaped like a wedge.

Relevant.

I have aspirations of a Fiero with a Carbon Fiber body and monocoque. With a Honda B series engine and turbo spitting out 300 hp. Any more hp would just be too much if you ask me.

Then you sir, are awesome! Heartclick for you!

I don't know how to tell you this.... but, um... is your license plate# 380 HKJ?

When I had one, it fit in my tape deck. Tape deck even tried to play it too! (although that fried the tape for some reason, I blame magnets... how DO they work?) Oh well. And who in the hell ever used 90-minute tapes. It was always 120 minutes or nothing!

True story

Learn some English? GOOD FOR YOU!

As long as they bring back the boat tail. I approve of this!

2009 ALMS - Leguna Seca GT2

Its the track rules, not NHRA or IHRA. And I think the rule is more along the lines of.