Ok here it is..... ATTENTION!

Yes, that's well and good and all. But its because of the donks that I can no longer find wheel that are under 18 inches for my Honda. I mean seriously, when have a car maker in the last 10 years put tires on a car smaller than 18's?

I LOL! Heart click for you sir.

That all (or most) black people drive donked out cars. I am black and I can tell you... we don't. Most black people don't even like donked out cars. Donks are still reserved more for our brothers in the south than anything. And then, only a few. But as a black man I CAN tell you this about the donk: I GET IT!

I can't believe no one posted this yet? Probably because its just TOO obvious but... here it is!

Because, ricecar

@Trebuchet

Someone please give Billy Dee a star and a Schlitz Malt Liquor. Its is after all Black History Month.

Or maybe he just looked back and thought, damn... maybe those bailouts weren't such a bad idea after all!

The man was not late, he was clearly having second thoughts about getting married and decided to kill himself. I mean who exactly drives a Lambo BEFORE they get married? This kind of hooniganism is usualy reserved for the bachelor party and an occasional midlife crisis.

Ring time?

Sad Ben Stein is sad.

DAMN IT SEGAL!

dun Dun dun DUNNNN!

Some say that, if loseing a race, he can make a Triumph Spitfire's axle snap in two with his mighty Force powers!

[instantrimshot.com]

And if people will stop spinning them. wtf Porsche drivers?

You have all fell into the trick of the automotive industry. They refuse to call a wagon a wagon anymore because they know wagons don't sell anymore... except for Cadillac. But I digress, window or no window.

That's because a four door Golf IS A WAGON!

Thank you for that one. I hosestly wondered the the derogatory word that Jason was talking about in the Pontiac acronym. Now I see, the N stands for Nerf-Hearder. Thank you.