Actually, I believe he said, "Hey Bar"!. That was when he FIRST saw him. Followed by "See ya, Bar!" when he left.

In Kevin's mind:

It's a strange man/werewolf combo brought on by the fact that the LK of today is actually playing the LK of back then. I don't recall him being shown in such a tight shot in the other episode he was in. Perhaps they should've stayed farther away.

On the other hand, they weren't reviewing the magazines for their salaciousness; they were looking for articles about the trial, which I could see Reader's Digest putting somewhere between their pithy sayings section and a first-person account of surviving in a snow-encased car for two weeks following an avalanche.

And Elijah wanted to BE impressed. Win-win.

Ummm…er…I kinda thought he was cute, too. Not hot, like Ares, but he'd do in a pinch.

Hey, SPOILER ALERT! Oh, wait.

And Darden's compliment about her new look on the legal pad. Even if he was lying to make her feel better, it worked. (P.S. It worked for me, too.)

And I'm realizing that, at the advanced age of 46, I did not know the phrase "hang dick" was a thing. Thanks to you (and Urban Dictionary) for helping me learn what the kids are saying these days. Now get off my lawn!

Which will undoubtedly come up in the next episode. Very awkwardly.

I wouldn't say "hung", but he was flaccid, and maybe he's a grower. Nice ass, though. And yes, the no talking part was a plus.

No worries. iPhones now have a "Recently Deleted" photo album, so you can undelete later. Clearly Hannah doesn't know about that feature. Kind of like how my cheating ex didn't know that there was a "Recently Deleted" voicemail folder. But I did. Good times.

Too soon…after lunch to eat dinner? I'm about to find out.

I friggin' scrolled down endlessly, waiting to find a comment like this or else type it myself.

And yet, I still would.

And I sometimes wonder if he might be a regular at The Enchanted Forest….

Is that his regular persona, or was he channeling some serious Gandalf in this episode?

It's called a "fortune teller", and I will destroy anyone who disagrees with me.

I thought she was going to do something to Raquel that would hurt the baby. Or something equally awful.

Rejected series title idea?