The rare correct-guess-on-FJ-based-on-category-only for me last night. Looks like that History degree finally came in useful. Take that, Dad!

But at the end of that fantasy didn't he also bang Cordelia and that was what put him over the edge, so to speak?

That's not creepy at all!

My father is one of the most intelligent men I've ever known, extremely literate and well-read. I asked him if he was watching the Oscars and he responded -'Don't want to see libtard elites mocking the prez'. I think it was the most depressing text I've ever gotten.

My boyfriend's father used to be a limo driver and Judge Judy was one of his frequent clients. He said that she was very nice and a good tipper. Thank you for reading today's installment of 'Cool story, bubba912'.

Saw the trailer for Hacksaw Ridge and there is a part where he roundhouse kicks a grenade and BF and I both burst out laughing. Our reaction was not well received by the rest of the theater.

Jesus Christ, I'm trying to eat lunch over here!

Don't forget Albert Camus. That's hands down my favorite.

To be fair - at this point we don't actually know that we're NOT talking about LeBron.

Every day I wake up and wonder which basic American founding value our president will take a steaming shit on that day. What a time to be alive.

God help us whenever there's a female contestant who answers sports questions correctly. Alex makes it sound like they just split an atom in front of him on the stage.

Coincidentally that's exactly what I think about Ruth Bader Ginsberg every day.

Maybe he'll have a heart attack and just go into a coma forever - then you're not wishing death on anyone. Win/win. P.S. yes I realize this was the plot of 'Dave'.

I said 'Troilus and Cressida' immediately, then spent 28 seconds trying to figure out if that was really a History play, then felt like an incredible idiot when they revealed the first 'Antony and Cleopatra' answer, then felt so smart when 'T & C' was the correct answer. It was quite a roller coaster for me, last…

What is this 'thinking' that you speak of?

If any, the Virgil part threw me totally off. I kept trying to come up with a typeface that had something to do with 'Aeneid'.

Schindler's…..Iron.

I had never heard of it either, but just by being deemed insultingly easy I figured it was the person who wrote Harry Potter. And then I couldn't remember who that was.

Just bring back Good Eats!

Random starlet du jour: 'I really like the feeling in my mouth TEE HEE'
Random hunk actor (in impossibly deep voice): 'Yes, I really do….agree with that…..yes. Yes.'