What. The. Fuck.

Her caption mentions big tippers, so I assume they were actually bringing in more than just like $.25 for a cup of lemonade.

I would upvote this but it's too depressing.

Not sure if it was the actor and if so, I guess I should feel bad making fun of a little kid, but man Abel was clearly a little psychopath in the making. He creeped me out every time he was on the screen. He probably butchered Nero and whatshername in their beds.

Hans, boubie - I'm your white knight!

I think it's more like 'His FATHER is the DISTRICT ATTORNEY!!'

That broad from ER, she was never even close to being a 10. All these old broads on that show, they're all pigs. They lost the only hot broad, but she was a foreigner so I had to deport her.

'A comedic masterstroke' - The Fat Jew

I know that I've seen the movie Jack Reacher, yet I cannot remember a single thing about it. Was there something with a guy?

I'm jealous of you for stopping at Season 4 of SOA. I really wish I didn't watch the next 3.

Aunt Diane was the only good person in that book. Even the kids were little shits.

All I could come up with was Spic and Span. Is that even still a thing?

Because he's not concerned with facts?

Facebook suggested some related links — 1st one from youngcons.com: "Ted Cruz does 'Simpons' impressions - CRUSHES IT." I just can't even with these people.

We joined it already in progress - came in with about 2 clues left in Single J, so after about 5 minutes straight of commercials we got 1 minute of Jeopardy and then back to commercials. Thanks, capitalism!

I knew it had to be Young Turks, but 'Turkey' and 'youthful' were both in the clue - I just couldn't believe they would make it that easy. That said, I still would have given it as an answer if I was on the show…

I thought they should have left the 'the way snow does' part out of that last DD - it was a $2000 clue and it seemed pretty easy to begin with, but when you add that bit about snow it should have been a freaking $400 clue.

I would have loved for the guy to bust out one of these names. It would have been the ultimate smart douche move.

Upvoted for shared Billy Crystal hatred.

She had no idea how to wager. She goes right for the Brit Lit category to start DJ, so she must really like that category and feel strong in it, right? And hits a DD on an $800 clue so she bets — $500? I was so hoping for her to lose after that. I only wished that she got FJ right and lost only because of her stupid…