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Right? How are there still games that look like that? It looks like a bad ‘90s 3D game.

Yes. Size doesn’t help when you refuse to hit back. I was once attacked by a woman who thought I was someone else (I still have no idea why), she hit me repeatedly in the face, bit my arm causing bleeding and tried to kick my nuggets.

Yes, and the only survivor from cold sleep. Maybe you were replaced by a synth while sleeping.

The closest thing to a half-marathon that I run these days is when I run half-way to the fridge. I always walk back to the sofa.

I want to both slow clap and face palm.

The Gigafactory alone will be producing more batteries than the entire world currently does. It sounds like PB is right!

Right?

Viagra bids $1.5 Million!

If Batman feels like cheaping out, he can always borrow it from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Sure. Feel free to provide a link.

Which alternate reality do you live in?

Haha. May you enjoy every crunchy bite!

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British trash-talking is awesome: “Is your RC car all charged up and ready to go?” “It IS charged up, but apologies in advance, you’re going to lose today.” “We’ll see.” “We’ll see”.

I think I have a crush on Jia...

Shameful period in history. Shinzo Abe has expressed ‘regret’ but not a full apology. Disgusting.

I now understand. It’s funny how you can learn a new fact, and somehow be dumber for it.

Also, last week I was shopping with my wife and bumped into a mannequin, apologizing to it immediately. Most Canadian thing ever.

As a Canadian, I wanted to write a rude reply to counteract this stereotype as a joke... however I honestly can’t bring myself to do it. You seem lovely.