Why the fuck would you spend time criticizing a difficult interview without nary a stab at her rapists. Seriously? The interview is uncomfortable because RAPE IS NOT FUN, and neither is writing bullshit "critiques" about Jenny McCarthy who barely even fucking spoke. Why don't you focus your ire on the people who…

I was working retail at a huge department store chain one holiday season. One day right before Christmas, we had huge rush of people last minute shopping and the lines were incredibly long. I had been at my register for hours without a break because the line never would die down.

An interesting legal aside is that if the father and daughter do manage to get recognized as legitimate monarchs of a territory with legal status they might be unintentionally renouncing their US citizenship.

Second quarter freshman year. Rooming with an RA.

This is mostly a sad story. I have never had a roommate besides my husband, but I lived in a dorm (single room, woohoo transferring) and was across from the communal bathroom. Across the way was a girl who never left her room. She also never, from what I could tell, washed. Occasionally she'd sneak her head out the…

Sadly, Bat Bat's adorable old dad had a stroke shortly after the incident (fuck, I almost had a stroke too, sorry guy). He stayed at his house out on an island for the next year before he passed away so I never saw him again. He did give me back an extra hundred dollars in my security deposit, though, so I think that…

I know I can't beat the legend of the "crusty dildo" but I'll share my Senior year hell just the same.

You have to say who it is. Or at least drop some clues. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU.

Other random college/roommate story, that happened to my friend. My friend "Kim" lived in a house with four other girls. One night, Kim comes back super high and opens the fridge. In the fridge is a half eaten birthday cake that "Claire" had made for a friend's party earlier that week. Kim has a piece. Night ends.

Because in wingnut world, the foundation of marriage is patriarchy.

I'm gay & mostly Californian— where's my two spouses and a dog? I want my HUSBAND DOG.

I wish these Fox commentators would stop talking about their personal fantasies on air.

This week we're subverting the effectiveness of the military by showering with straight dudes. Next week we have a tornado scheduled (or is it hurricane? Damnit, now I have to go check. I see why you're confused)

Second week of July is meant to be spent baking rainbow cakes, covering them in plain frosting, and then marking them as a different flavor. Then, when het couples go to cut into their wedding cakes, they get a rainbow surprise, confetti falls from the ceiling and everyone shouts "ITS A GAY WEDDING NOW".

Can I get a copy of the latest agenda, Kat? I can't even remember all the things we're queerifying. Are we still using the Teletubbies? Am I supposed to be forcibly gay-marrying a priest next weekend, or is it my week to corrupt America's Youth by being cool to my son's Little League team?

I've been referring to her as bisexual even before this Zac Efron incident — didn't know people thought of her as lesbian. She may have not said the "b" word specifically, but for lack of a better word, and "lesbian" certainly doesn't apply as she has said she is into both men and women: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2…

I thought CDAN was b.s.?

And she's said this about her orientation:

"I've gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f—king curious to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks."

story time:

Like I hate people are getting abused, and shit, but every time hypocrisy gets brought to light I get a little gleeful.

If equality comes from Satan, sign me up.