Why straight people need bring in sex everywhere? If you are straight, fine, but keep it for yourself. The world dont need to know you are like sleep with different sex people. But no, every straight need to show what he do in bedroom for everyone to see. And about you are proud? For having sex? Or just be straight?…

Either that, or she's making fun of bloggers /commenters in general who use personal attacks on pop stars like her, Miley Cyrus, etc. for their 'artistic expression'. If that's it, fine. But if this is her response to the racism criticism, she needs to grow up and realize that it's not about her and her 'art', it's…

Yep, resorting to racist dumbassery is exactly what 14-year-olds do when they get into online arguments. And accuse others of living in their mom's basements.

What Lily tends to forget is that art, no matter the medium, gets critiqued. That's how art works. It provokes a conversation. If it doesn't, it isn't art.

Lily Allen has the maturity of a 14-year-old. It makes it hard to listen to her music, between this and the Azalea Banks twitter feud and... everything.

You beat me to it!

Wait, you're telling me that prison is actually horrifying and degrading, and not a chance for outside observers to vicariously revel in the crazy shenanigans of a bunch of rag-tag lesbians and hastily assembled racial stereotypes? Jenji Kohan you have misled me again!!

This is now my standard answer for the question "why are you doing that?"

well, I can only describe it as looking like a Space Wizard

I look forward to the enlightened Jezebel commentariat dogpiling you for suggesting that any of these are hate crimes. Brutal disillusionment, thy name is feminist transphobia.

"I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?"

You'd have had to go back to Sonic, or at least hit the 7Eleven...3, maybe four times that evening.

I have a feeling I'm going to get slammed for this, but dude! Just chuckle and give it to a friend (or throw it away). No need to call the cops and get anybody fired. It could have been cocaine, or crack, or anthrax, or a loaded handgun, or KKK propaganda, but it wasn't. It was just weed. Your kids could have found an…

Yeah, but what if they had taken it home, slowly sauteed the weed in butter and then used the butter to make brownies and had eaten too many and freaked out? WHAT THEN?

"I kept thinking, what if my kids had eaten it?"

Don't forget being bessie mates with Cameron.

Yeah. I was a late bloomer so I already knew what was up and had all the stuff. I was just mad because it ruined my favorite pair of underwear (the first of many, many pairs of underwear to be sacrificed to the red gods).

I decided to try a new multi-vitamin while on my period once and that combined with period shits caused me to shit my pants. While at work.

Heck, free pizza is the whole reason I chose to be gay.

Whatever, GOOP is just going to re-brand it as "Apple and Moses have decided to embrace the lower middle class echelons by going normcore, and will be Summering in the Inland Empire with a quaint Latino family they met through our maid, Alma."