Tori Yorgey

The last time I got Arbys they forgot to give me my Arby’s sauce, arguably the best thing about Arby’s.

Mock all you like, but the guys at MoviePass were very impressed by this business model.

Wow. Blame it on an underage hostess. Classy.

Hard to imagine the pie would be better than a haupia filled malasada from Leonard’s though.

He told them to spam a specific thing in the chat.

“Pokimane hasn’t been a Twitch angel either,”...I think the copyright murky behavior that twitch acted on is fine to mention, but would’ve been better off just stated rather than using any transition that implied equivalency

You glossed over the majority of what Jidion was doing.

still a solid 30 percent of people eligible to get the jab who aren’t fully vaccinated

Finally, Schlissel sent what may be the most embarrassing email in human history: “i can lure you to visit with the promise of a knish?”

spoken like a man who’s never had one ounce of sex.

This is a little misleading. This wasn’t student debt cancellation - this was a company paying money for doing something illegal.

I like the Starbucks egg bites more than I would care to admit, and they’re almost as filling as a bowl of oatmeal. Good to know the Dunkin ones are a solid alternative.

For Munn, at least, I think she intentionally played on that “this could be sexy, but I’m gonna make it gross and weird” vibe.

I always thought so anyway. Part of why I loved her.

I really hate that we’re calling bans a temporary thing and whenever it’s forever, you all call it a permanent suspension. It’s by definition wrong argh I hate being such a pedant

I have never had to and hope to never resort to Papa Johns for a pizza fix but I feel like it needs to be said that you can’t compare a good slice to anything taken out or delivered. A good NY pie may travel better than this looks based on the comments about the light colored bottom but I have also had “soggy” pizza…

Anything is possible, but the whole thing still sounds like Pompeo talking a whole lotta shit.

I don’t think feminism means what you think it means...

Maybe the solution is to have bigger vehicles that can carry more people in one go through the tunnel. If it’s really high volume, maybe link the larger vehicles together in a chain so that they all travel at once all at the same speed.

Tell them to bring back the double decker taco! It’s not like it’s not made up of everything that’s currently part of their menu.