there are still places where you cannot comfortably eat chicken sandwiches, such as on a crowded subway or at the gym.

Chicken in a Biskit did it first. Just sayin’.

I’m getting the sense that because I have no idea who or what you’re talking about, I’m better off.

Yes, but none of the governments the US toppled here were ever friendly to the USSR. In fact, most of the governments they toppled across Latin America weren’t friendly for the USSR except for Chile’s. They were just friendlier to our own interests than usual.

Lose the Quarantine 15

The fact that a bit of hyperbole, said to a ref while trying to illustrate the size difference between two players, has been made into a scandal gives another reason for people to think the WNBA is a joke.

Many years ago I saw a documentary that interviewed a bunch of pedophile’s. At one point one of them said something that always stuck with me, “Priests and scout leaders don’t become pedophile’s, pedophile’s become priests and scout leaders to get closer to their victims.”

Um, plenty of Asian women have long black hair too, I didn’t know it was only associated with Native Americans. Also plenty of Latina women who don’t identify as Indigenous. 

In Russia, the vote counts you.

She was expecting confetti cannons. Maybe the problem in that case wasn’t Ellen? 

Oh no, an unknown YouTuber didn’t get the red carpet rolled out for her!

More proof “Road House” is the Magic 8-Ball/Oujia board of movies. Every answer to life is in there. “Pain don’t hurt.” “A polar bear fell on me.” “I used to fuck guys like you in prison!”

Her “I wish for peace between my country and our neighbors” statement is pretty basic and the disproportionate response to it is more about attacking her as a proxy for the Israeli government due to her visibility. Holding a person accountable in this way for the actions of others due to their sharing the same…

I, for one, welcome our new Pizza Making Robot Overlords...

The bread is great, and I’ve never seen anything like it elsewhere. It’s... sort of an English muffin, but not?

They don’t actually do it anymore, but they got the reputation - Wilensky’s diner in Montreal had a policy where if you ordered their fried bologna sandwich without mustard, they’d charge you extra. I love that policy, I’m disappointed they stopped. Also the best bologna sandwich I’ve ever had.

(As I have learned the hard way, the sting of plant death hurts more when you’ve spent a small fortune trying to keep them alive.)

Dear lord I feel this deeply. Everything I plant always grows, I’m really good at this, so I confidently dropped like 250€ a couple years ago for plants for the little clearing in my…

It’s also more likely that, especially young people who have grown up in the very nationalistic China, truly believe what they are saying. We are viewing things as an outsider, not someone born and raised there.

I’m hoping there’s a lot of nuance and thought afforded to the story, but honestly right now it sounds dangerously cheesy.