Sooo they’re trying to block abortion by denying funds used for contraception, which is actually the most efficient way to *prevent* abortions. This “pro-life” movement is not really about preventing abortions. It’s about (and always has been about) policing the sexual behavior of women and limiting their family…

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Potentially objectionable behavior is facebooking like your weird uncle: Holding and drinking alcohol, cursing, shouting about politics, doing sexually suggestive things. Basically, that’s the stuff you don’t want to see your urologist doing but probably isn’t that bad.

I never understood why people hate the idea of bullet trains so much when their main purpose would be to compete with airlines.

If you don’t show up you are still charged for the ticket, though (at least, that’s what happened to me when I missed a flight). So airlines just want to make twice the money of one seat, and I can’t summon up a whole lot of sympathy for that.

I understand, but I just don’t care.

Invitation needs to state that any member of the media who says “Donald Trump became President last night” may not attend.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Is Rex Tillerson having a nap?

I feel really good about the fact that our foreign policy is being handled by a thirty-something year old generic looking dude whose only life experiences are inheriting money from his criminal father, managing to make a bad deal in Manhattan real estate, and marrying into more money. Seems legit.

America: where you might be able to convince someone to pretend that they respect you as a human being if you threaten to take away basketball.

When will white people address their culture of violence?

How was he radicalized? Where was he praying? Why didn’t neighbors report him?

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Also.... that a nationalised health service works pretty damn well.

I scored 7 on the list. Fortunately I think creationism is bullshit and I’m a dope smoking middle aged homo so the threat I pose is limited.

Honestly, they’re lucky they just got groped.

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

There is a consensus in the scientific community. And there is no active debate in the scientific community.

Preach it. One of my (straight, white, liberal, male) friends has been on a real Maher streak as of late, with his favorite subject being those intolerant liberal college kids; you know, the ones that object to having openly awful human beings being given a platform to speak at their place of learning. He’s always…