I feel like 2016 is America’s punishment for the myriad of bad things we’ve done in the past. We have been smited.

Here’s some from my office carving party:

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Wow. If this isn’t one of the best illustrations of white privilege, I don’t know what is. Cases like this are why I’m beyond done with white people who lecture black people about our “culture” or about how we need to “just listen to police officers” and “stop breaking the law.” FUCK people who say that when shit…

Make America Grope Again.

That’s him? Wow, he must have bet his neck on the hard eight and lost.

Politics is so stupid. Pence was declared the victor because he was the ultimate stereotype of a sleazy politician? He stayed calm and lied well under pressure? Hooray! Pence is a liar on the order of a common sociopath! Congratulations you have won the debate! He kept ramming Kaine about being a “career politician”…

I regret that I have but one star to give your comment.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

This is a reasonable, rational response. Start pillaging, people. Only the strong survive. If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying. Aim for the groin. Etc.

Totally! Rhinos, elephants, who needs ‘em?!? Those pesky honey bees? Kill ‘em all, let Gawd sort ‘em out. We’ve got Blue Nose Pit Bulls and hairless cats, so we’re all set.

He was having a pre-dawn gastrointestinal disorder, which may have triggered panic. It happens in high-strung individuals. Maybe he had two Quarter Pounders with Cheese at 11 pm on the way from the airport and his drug cocktail turned his guts to soup. So he’s up at 4:30, sweating profusely while sitting on the can,…

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

“Normal?” Yes, tell me more about these “Normal” countries!

Four years ago, shortly after the Sandy Hook shootings, I went to my kindergartener nephew’s winter concert- and found not a snowflake in sight. The entire fucking concert was about keeping safe; that’s what they were singing about (my nephew’s class sang “S-A-F-E” to the tune from “YMCA”). There was a general air of…

WayneLaPierre will need several hours for his erection to subside before he can issue a statement.