And, somewhere, David Tracy’s senses awaken... “Jeep?  Did someone say FLYING Jeep?”

Let's be honest, not letting someone buy a small Ford is basically a public service. 

Fewer Fords. What part are you confused about?

Democrats have never supported the low wage guest worker programs like what Republicans like Trump love. They’re a form of indentured servitude. They increase undocumented immigration (because 65%+ of “illegal” immigrants are worker visa immigrants who continue working beyond their visa limits). What they do is give…

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!

*in the most gravely Sam Elliot voice I can muster*

In this article: A video of an elderly gentletruck taking a leisurely stroll in his retirement years.

Hey, for your money in CA-- in addition to hooking up the ODB-II port he also looks with a mirror under the car to make sure you have a piece of metal that looks like a cat... and a Mercedes logo on the air cleaner.

Surprise, surprise; another Republican fronted measure to reduce state’s rights. It’s almost like politicians are mostly lying hypocrites!

And the river burned so brightly. 

Up next: leaded gasoline.

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

I mean, they’re right. Instead, we should haul an asteroid out there, plant a US flag on it and declare the moon as being within our nation’s territorial boundaries.

No, and this is a problem.

This is a fine conclusion for all the liliputians out there. Being 6'4" makes them a non-starter.

Irrelevant point, sir! If you buy a nice sofa they will deliver it to your home and put it where you want it. Nice-sofa-people, no matter what car they drive, are not carrying their own large furniture around. 

Pretty sure that’s four on the forest floor, bro.

Here is the best candidate for a new Army light tank.

And then it’s the uneasy “That went too well. What did I screw up?” feeling.