Nothing says “I honor and uphold American values” like wanting it to be illegal to make fun of you.

Trump is such a snowflake. He's been triggered and we need to get him a safe space. If Trump could read, this would really piss him off.

Make no mistake, Blurred Lines is a gross sexist song that I’m happy has been largely forgotten.

Can we stop using words like “controversial” to describe racist pedophiles?

I wouldn’t call the first gen MS3 childish at all (biased as an owner). It was 90% of the same car as the regular 3. The second gen had the hood scoop that put it over the edge of an already more aggressive looking design in the 2nd gen 3.

Wait, wait, wait. Pete Wentz? How did I not know this?

Amazing how Trump is now so suddenly concerned about young women being inappropriately touched.

Whoever told you that was stupid. They love businesses buying from them.

Why tho

So, nowhere in your article does it explain how these flights are cheaper. The headline says they are cheaper. Are they? I wouldn't think they would be.... Lots of missing info here. 

Exactly. I really don’t know that I agree with the “Mattis should resign” take on this.

We have a perfectly good flag to honor cops and others who put their lives on the line.

Black employment is up because Trump is giving them jobs... to pose as supporters.

“I can just imagine Trump’s rants and reactions if another country did the same to a [WHITE] American girl.” 

.......I like Napoleon Dynamite. I even got my friends to watch and then like Napoleon Dynamite. It is a slow burn. Like the Royal Tenenbaums. The simplicity of the tragically inane offers delicious entertainment that beg answers to the questions: What the Fuck? and Why the Fuck? If you will, some highlights:

What?

Ageist? Maybe, though an understandable mistake based on your childish blog posts. Sexist? That’s you projecting. Journalist? Not even close.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

Here is the male version: