But what if they did?....

I was literally shouting at my TV “WHY THE FUCK IS HOWIE STILL IN THIS GAME PUT IN CABRERA YOU MORON!” Mea culpa, Davey. Mea culpa.

I’ve been a baseball fan for most of my life, and became a Nats fan shortly after the team and I both moved to DC. I love baseball, and this team, more than is really reasonable for a mostly well adjusted adult. Baseball has been the thing I’ve turned to when I needed a boost, and the Nats have been there for me when…

Hating the Nationals is kind of like hating the Tennessee Titans. Do you have ties to Montreal? Otherwise, it’s hard to understand why someone would actually cheer for St. Freakin’ Louis.

As an O’s fan, you really hate the Nats that much? The Cards, really? The Cards?

What a fucking comeback. I’m honestly in disbelief they managed to pull it off. Let’s fucking go Nationals!!!

Oh my god. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe that happened.

Clayton Kershaw in his post game interview: “Uh, does anyone want to ask me about my thoughts on Hong Kong?”

On the bright side for Kershaw, those were only the second- and third-most memorable pitches of the game.

Clearly, the Braves fans did not do the chop the right way...

“10 runs in the first inning? Not great, not terrible.”

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

Sports talk guy: This Jets fool better have a steel spleen.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Scherzer is a goddamn machine. Yes, he was off early, but once he found it, he was like a fucking Terminator out there.

This was epic. Max is the man for pitching with so much emotion and competing his ass off every single time he takes the mound. His give-a-shit meter is off the charts. We’re so lucky to have this dude in our lives.

Could a giant sinkhole please swallow both teams when they are @Atlanta? Just the teams and the stadium please.

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

“I’m saying Daryl Morey had an obligation/to think about the Huston Rockets organization/ and about the National Basketball Association.”
Why does Stephen Smith sound like a guy trying to sling his mixtape at a gas station at 4 am?