That 12th round knockdown would have killed 99% of people on the planet and Tyson didn't even seem to be too dazed. What a fight 

at 2:00 in the video, Kevin Love winds up on him and Young cooks his ass, unlike a certain someone

Prediction: over his first few months, he’ll flail at, or inadequately punch, a few crosses. Maybe a few of these will lead to goals for the opposition. British pundits, ready to pounce, will get on one of their favorite hobbyhorses, which is complaining about the dainty foreign goalkeeper who is weak in the air.…

I believe her. 

Millionaires should pay for their own fucking sports documentaries.

From what I’ve learned about MLB players having really bad days in the past week, Sanchez should apologize for last night, saying those things happened a long time ago, and doesn’t reflect who he is as a player now.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Let’s remember some guys:

Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

I think in this scenario Texas would seize the opportunity to cut bait and go it alone. It could function as an independent neutral zone, and with all its oil production could export to two countries rather than just one.

+1 Hurtful (but accurate)

At a bachelor party, after having quite a few drinks and finishing it off with a round of Irish car bombs, I ended up drop kicking a bar stool across the room. I did not intend to drop kick it, though. I was trying to jump on top of it but I jumped straight up and decided I needed to move my feet over it if I wanted…

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

Hey, some of my best friends are bar stools.

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

So you’re saying that Michigan State refused to change their incorrect course of action, despite mounting evidence that they were doing something wrong? Weird. Doesn’t sound like Sparty.

“Congratulations Mandy Rose on winning the Fabulous Moolah Battle Royal! How does it feel knowing that if Moolah were alive, she would have stolen your money and tried to pimp you out because she felt threatened by you?”

The dodger did win.

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

This appears to be a classic case of Driving While Black.