I’m 33 and my highlights would be the interesting ways my children have vomited, urinated, drooled, sneezed and defecated on me.

you’ll see a flash of tie-dye and find yourself on the ground before you know it

They’re both hitched, at least Solo...still is? She and her husband had a very contentious marriage.

Jerramy Stevens vowed to catch the man who did this, but I wouldn’t hold out hope for that.

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.

2011, NLDS, Game 5. Roy Halladay v. Chris Carpenter, best friends. Halladay got the win in Game 1 and was back to win the series at home. It was one of the fiercest pitching duels in playoff history. Halladay throws 8 innings, 7K, 6H, 1ER. Carpenter happens to throw a complete game, 3 hit shutout - but only recording…

Montrose (Durant/Vasquez) vs. Oak Hill (Beasley, Lawson, Smith), 2006.

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

“I was definitely disappointed, but I understand that there are rules in place,” said me literally any time I’m asked about my scorecard.

In every way possible the very last person you would ever expect to be employed by Barstool.

to be fair, Simmons did write some pretty gross things about women and gay people back in the day. specifically, didn’t he write an entire column that boiled down to “soccer—what a buncha fags, amiright?” while at ESPN?

hey Drew, I’m down here in the grays but want to say, as a man, thank you so fucking much for writing this. i had my own small version on facebook, and while there is a performative aspect to pointing at past trangressions, it’s necessary. we got to talk about. among friends and colleagues and family, wherever we can.…

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

In conclusion, fuck Thierry Henry.

Honestly. We can talk about Messi and Argentina without pretending the national team is stacked with also rans. And if the conversation is world-class players who have won everything at the club level and have to carry less than stellar teammates at the international level, that’s one thing Ronaldo definitively has…

You don’t want wrestling articles on deadspin?

Famous Deadspin Alum Clay Travis would also like to add that the libtards are at it again.

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.