All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Whitlock shouldn’t criticize Marxism, at least he’d be able to hold down a job for more than a couple of years under a socialist system

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

“Nah, we’re good.”

Obviously, all dongs have a little curve to them

You misspelled donger. Otherwise, I see no flaws in your argument.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Probably the best outcome for an Escobar to be taken out for doing lines.

Challenger Explosion. Watched it live in kindergarten. When my teacher, Mrs. Hendrickson burst into tears, I knew some shit had gone down.

It’s Saban. The only thing is Saban isn’t fun crazy. He’s more serial killer crazy. It takes a special man to get pissed off about playing for the title when you could be recruiting. “Hey we won the title. Let’s do some nutcracker drills and celebrate.”

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

Yep. I was a keeper for 12 years or so, and I will confirm that sentiment.

I already liked this comment, but moreso when I read it as “pantsless".

Reasonable points ... but then only one of these teams got investigated by the Feds.

Yeah that should receive really confuse people. Wreck the place and make it better than before it was wrecked than pass out from a drunken stupor. That will drive them nuts.

I’d possibly willingly dent my own car if I could have Irish Soccer Fan Paintless Dent Removal Squad come and fix it.

This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Sergio Aguero stealing the EPL away from United at the last possible second. The goal is fantastic. The call is amazing. And the look of disbelief Ferguson and the shit eating United fans had was unbelievable

What’s funny is that we’re also pissed if they just smile and shrug.