Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

THE DARTH INVADER WITH A BEAUT, REMINDING US THAT HE IS STILL HERE, DESPITE EPISODE VII BEING A HIT. WITH LIGHT SABER FOCUS AND A SMIRK RESERVED FOR WHINING TEENAGERS, CRISTIANO SLICES UP ROMA’S CHANCES, LEAVING NOTHING BY THE REMNANTS OF A FRESH ROMA TOMATO!

SBNation fucked up so badly here but they have been good on the issue of sexual assault consistently in the past. So, I do believe the apology is genuine. I don’t know how it happened though.

“EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT — THERE ARE GRAVITATIONAL WAVES AND WE’VE JUST SEEN THEM FROM THE FOOT OF NUMBER SEVEN! RIPPLING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF SPACE TIME AND LIFTING THE POOR KEEPER RIGHT OFF HIS FEET BEFORE TEARING INTO THE BACK OF THE NET.”

- Ray Hudson, quietly, to no one in particular

I posted this in Deadspin, but it baffles me that SBN posted this. Spencer Hall is the type of person who I could see completely shitting on this piece, so no idea why it ended up being OKed.

Spencer Hall is an incredibly good dude, which makes it all the more confounding that this slipped under his radar somehow.

“The animals are better. They know how to distinguish male from female.”

I laughed, so know that when you arrive in Hell, you’ll never walk alone.

Their fans must be crushed

Haha....I bet it’s no harder a sell than going to play for an Ivy or taking a partial at a terrible D2 school. It probably depends on the sport, mostly. I think it’s probably a more attractive recruiting pitch for parents than for kids, but no harder than recruiting for any of the Ivies or Stanford or Northwestern or…

Yeah even if FCS football was non-scholarship, the other sports could probably compete and it wouldn’t cost them *that* much more. Okay the scholarships, but they all have big enough endowments that it wouldn’t change much.

Trying to recruit to the UAA:

Spent some time at a UAA school as well, and it’s a tempting thought. All the UAA schools are in major-league cities or triple-AAA cities (Rochester is the smallest, depending on how you count Waltham). Sure, football might not be a good fit, but would be nice to have more DI basketball in major cities.

UAA Hoops!

1. No. Teams effectively purchase rights to negotiate new contracts with the player. The transfer goes through once the team has agreed to the purchase price AND the player has agreed to a new contract with their new team.

Well, as everyone knows by now, you have to be white to win an Oscar.

The part you’re conveniently forgetting is that the official skated between Wideman and the bench while he was trying to get off. I’ve seen UFC fighters get concussed, and then start fighting the official for a few seconds before they realize what’s going on many times. This is the same thing.

Scott always talks about how he is a defensive coach and trying to improve the defense as well. Today, MacLean called him on that too. Lakers — dead last on D. MacLean is the best any time he is on Petros and Money.

Dwyane Wade & Chris Paul are the two dirty players that literally never get called out for playing dirty

When did Dwyane Wade retire?