At that point, she told him to come back later but he did not go back.

Don't you technically do that every day, Mr. Clattenburg?

If Drunk Grimace had been conceived while sober, that might actually be a sneaky brilliant costume idea.

There is a lot to pick on here, but most egregious is this:

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

And oddly enough, none of them appeared to have brought their black friend to the game

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Oh man, Harris is fucked. After the police do not interview the victim, decide not to interview the accuser, wait 11 months to release the police report, delay the transfer of exculpatory blood work, decline to send the rape kit until being pressured by the public, tell the victim that her life will be "miserable" if…

Delacamera's problem is that, while he's technically good, he doesn't really stand out enough to be THE voice of soccer on American TV. The World Cup in particular requires a certain gravitas from the announcers and I don't think he has that.

Bring us the team of Ian Darke and Steve McManaman, please.

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They're indicting a horse?

Let's go through the list of everything about this goal:

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

So, he gets to have some fun trolling, increases his name recognition, *and* gets a four-day weekend? The man is a genius.

Marvin Harrison takes issue with being called a more incompetent version of Hernandez. Marvin knows the key to a good murder is to not get caught and then have other murders turn up, but to always make sure the words "allegedly" are used. That's why he's a Hall of Famer!

PGA Officials knew something was up when they heard Johnson say "first you get the bogey, then you get the birdie, then you get the woman."

Hopefully Johnson can spend some peaceful but active time out of doors in tranquil locations and agreeable climates. Maybe he can even take up a nice outdoor hobby that he can enjoy on his own or with close friends.