Disclaimer: saying you're a huge Starcraft fan doesn't validate your shitty opinion.

Hey there, Console and pc gamer who didn't bother to buy or pirate. frat boy humor killed all interest. I'll go suck my own cocky cock now... I have the best taste in games.

Yeah it was the Garrus line for me as well. Fuckin Garrus gettin all sentimental...

Right on. I'm glad I don't have to give Bobby Kotick my money to play this one.

It's so pathetic how excited I am for this game. Getting choked up watching this trailer...

At least turn off the volume... 68 hours of blip sound effects is maddening.

I'm guessing Activision dropped this because it didn't have enough white people...

Great to see ThatGameCompany living up to the hype. Can't wait to pick this up.

Everything is more exciting and magical when you were a kid. Why do you think parents say "they don't make music like they used to" or "things were just better back then". Most kotaku readers probably hit their gaming peaks with the snes so I'm not surprised by the comments above. Ask a 16 year old to play snes…

Another great featured thread, thanks kotaku.

I can finally take the tv out of my bedroom and still wake-n-play.

Have fun reading velveteen rabbit for the 1,000,000 time and never laughing again for the rest of your life.

Isn't a bachelor's life the only life for a single man?

Wasn't trying to imply that BF3 holds the significance of something like a Mark Twain novel but it definitely attempts to depict the aesthetic experience of war.

In a game about killing, you're mad at the "cocksuckers." Wow... What's so wrong with being offended anyway? Art, film, books, do it all the time. Isn't that what video games are shooting for?

Skip the Discworld novels and take Humor 101 classes next semester. I hear it can help when getting a fucking life.

I love how this guys blog is called Punching Snakes. Would love to unpack the bias on that one... snake-a-phobe? chronic masturbator? man-hater?

The SCAR-H and homophobic suppression mechanic need a patch! Soooo overpowered

This is your brain on too much college

Dennis you're such a blowhard... no homo