I like to remind myself, if I could go back and do it again, I’d probably still screw it up badly (or worse). It’s some comfort.

I used to live in that zip. 15th St.

Not sure if it makes sense financially to extract, but there is helium-3 on the moon.

I know this is a year old, but do you know what this is?

Can anyone tell me what this is?

Is Rooo capable of a post that isn’t horribly condescending? It must be exhausting to be so much better than everyone all the time.

This is universal and so aggravating. Bonus points if the local place is in like a gas station or something, as if that somehow makes it better. 

Every time I see this video, I just think, “fuck that guy.” I’m all for spirited driving, but that was over the top. Crossing the double yellow on a curve, come on. I don’t want to say it would have been better if he had died, but almost.

A Pole can change his name to Wilson and people will assume he’s a WASP like them.

I have some sympathy for the dead Confederate soldiers. Most of them were conscripted, and didn’t own slaves.

not to get into an internet ego contest, but on what planet do marathon runners maintain any muscle mass? that is counterproductive to distance running.

Kind of a lame response. You’re the one taking someone’s money for a product. “We certainly didn’t add poison to it” isn’t a defense.

That’s a solid joke, but also sort of an interesting (and apparently universal) phenomenon.

Getting beaten up by a celebrity is no more humiliating than what I put myself through everyday in corporate America, for far less money.

It’s hard to find shorts cut this way that can fit muscley legs into. What brands do you wear?

where do you live? It’s ~95 here in the DC area. You’re really jamming yourself up if you refuse to wear shorts because of some weird idea about adulthood.

She’s not really passing, but does it matter? If she identifies as a woman, and this is how she chooses to present herself, nobody gives a shit what your opinion of her is. It’s pretty insulting to sum someone’s gender identity up with “lol that’s a man dressed as a woman.”

Rob McElhenney deserves an Emmy.

Maybe you’re overthinking this? Humor is often rooted in the unexpected. A well-performed Missy Elliot song from this woman is unexpected.

To be fair, New York does sound pretty bad if you only focus on the pimps and C.H.U.D.s