This is not how it would go down. Within 48 hours of a war starting, NK’s vaunted artillery would be substantially degraded by air strikes, cruise missiles, and counter battery fire.

“Fuck yeah. This walk is awesome. Gettin exercise. Hangin with my best bud, Human. We’re just loving the outd..........nope I’m done. Right here is good.”

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

To be fair, your overly sensitive (is there any other kind?) feminism makes you attractive to 0% of men and 100% of cis Jezebel readers.

The jersey change I want to see: some kind of distinguishing marks for championship, all-star appearances, all nab teams, all defense, mvp, etc.

I assumed he was an Aaron Burr guy since he had the better shot.

How is Hillary more credible? Honestly, I know a lot more conservatives that’d prefer Bernie to her.

“That’s not so bad.”

“That certainly looks bad...”

ArsTechnica has a long write up of what would have been required to save the crew: http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/0…

Wu Ke mistake.

But it does kind of chip away at the justification for calling them “evil personified” or wishing for them to burn in hell, as many commenters here are doing.

Deep down you wish you could be American, and taste our sweet air of freedom. How dreadful it must be to not be one of us.

I’m really digging these Desert Storm revisited stories.

Only a crazed European would try and somehow bring twin towers into an article about aircraft. It’s amazing to see how far people will go for their anti-American ways on sites these days.

Please stop with the murica bullshit. It’s cliche’ at this point.

You don’t even know your own regional politics. My UK friends specifically will say “we are the UK, we aren’t part of Europe! We don’t even use the same money! They are the “Continent”, we aren’t.”

Just fyi: trying to own the conversation and shut it down by invoking “THE CHILDREN!” is pure bullshit that I will call out every time.

So where are the Gawker-ian “US SUX LOLOL RWNJ WARMONGERZZ” comments today?