You kinda get what you pay for, though. Quick, cheap, good customer service. Pick two.

So much for terrorism reflecting the viewpoint of only a small minority of Muslims.

Contestant: What is “Modern Islamic ideology?”

I think you’re looking at this the wrong way. You’re looking at this guy’s dose of radiation compared to the maximum “safe” levels of exposure for personnel working on these failed reactors, when you should be looking at how many magnitudes more MSV this guy got than the average person. It’s that disparity that points…

The “Zionist dominated media” stuff makes me giggle. There’s how many Jews in the U.S.? No more than 8 million or 2.6% of the U.S. population? This leads to one of two conclusions: Either there isn’t a “Zionist conspiracy” that is secretly running the U.S., or a minority of just 2.6% of the country are so incredibly…

We need more F-22s.

Poor Arab prince. He’s probably upset from all the Bush-era imperialism and reacted by saying hurtful things he doesn’t mean. A little apology from Obama for America’s wayward ways will probably clear that right up and get this fine young man back on the road to appreciating all the wonders that America has to offer.

Filed to: SPEAKING OF SEGWAYS . . .

I guess we should all censor ourselves so as not to trigger your cousin’s idiosyncratic addiction tendencies.

Am I the only one who watched the entire thing and saw nothing remarkable or condemnable?

I’m not sure the facts (simulations show that the US would have difficult time fighting a European-based war against Russia) justify the conclusion (the US government has bungled military spending).

“SkyBar’s owner, Mark Croce, had told the News that a woman was ‘hanging all over’ Kane and ‘being very forward, very flirtatious with him,’ and ‘followed’ Kane when he left. Croce’s implication was clear: whatever happened later at Kane’s house, the woman was partially to blame.”

Mr. Murray, I am genuinely curious what inspired you to publish a piece on July 31, 2015, in which you compare a show from the 1990s to a song that debuted 9 months ago.

False. I live in rural Southern California in that has twice been hit by wildfires (2004; 2007). My area is so fire prone, none of the conventional insurance companies will insure our home.

Something doesn’t seem right here: Did the authorities not see the potential intersection of wildfire and freeway far enough in advance to stop traffic and then, I don’t know, send in those red truck things with the sirens that spray that wet stuff on fires?

So, just to be clear, the thought process went like this:

I thought the exact same thing. She be like, “Yeah. Uh, huh. That’s cool,” as she pulls out her iPhone and texts her soon-to-be regular side piece.

Nope. The attention that bat flips get is as bizarre to me as Vine celebrity in the eyes of tween girls.

There’s nothing quite like a person who grew up in a secure, stable country judging the policies and culture of a country surrounded by hundreds of millions of people who want to see everyone in that country dead.