@l4crosse: Because US cellphones are so portable! Not being in a contract is a helpful option!

@Celtic1888: They won't. It's not a problem.

Knowing cats, they'd crap up there on a regular basis (not always, but often enough to be annoying), and eventually one of them would throw up on my head as I walked by.

@Ian Logsdon: Gaming with a touchpad on the top surface of the bottom panel is less than ideal, but still passable. I was saying on the bottom of the bottom panel (the other side of the part with keys on it, if that makes it any clearer). Somehow I have the impression that it's something I could get used to.

@Ian Logsdon: @eN-37: That immediately makes it much less portable. Why not just buy a laptop?

@PurplePenguin04: That sounds nothing short of terrible. Also difficult. In a typical strategy game, how do you differentiate between panning around the map and dragging to select units?

So, question I've had since this thing exploded onto the intertubes today: Where is the mouse? How can you play games (especially WC3!) without a mouse/cursor device of some sort?

@FriarNurgle: That was my first thought too.

What's wrong with just popping the cork out? I know it's not as awesome, but there's no worry of glass shards in my beverage.

Because reusable bags just didn't exist before this one. At all. Ever.

@kejoxen: Depends on your point of view. I'd certainly describe it as irritating and/or inconvenient. I was just trying to counter the part of your statement that I read as "I don't live in America and I'm getting screwed for it."

@kejoxen: I live in America and frequently have to pay for Android Market games in euros or pounds, incurring an exchange fee. Everybody's got to deal with it, not just non-US customers.

This begs to be turned into a kinetic sculpture. Just imagine it with a lift in the middle and marbles running down the spiral.

@Se7en_speed: Someone should probably tell the CPSC that the FDA does all their work for them.

I got it on my Hero last night! Fun, but slow as balls.

@Big Brother: Radiant is quite good.

These roundups really highlight how much better (or at least more numerous) iOS apps are compared to Android.

@Ken Rebarchick: June. Quite a bit more than a couple months ago. Cellphones move fast, get used to it.

How can a modular computer not have a single damned photograph of the magical replaceable boards?

I see it as a great way to scar a little girl by associating some favorite toys (my little pony) with third degree burns. Also a good way to burn the fuck out of a kid young enough to grab a toy without realizing that it might be dangerous. And maybe start a fire when the kid panics and throws it down after getting…