Couldn’t have said it better. Don’t see this team, led by these stars as anywhere near championship level.

Does Hamilton Nolan have a first name or just a couple last ones?

I appreciate your advice. No special rules apply if you're dating a girl from the family? Also, a bit curious that there was no mention of the most necessary tool; the neck-wrapping sweat towel. Always wet to cool you down....always fashionable to cover dat neck

Steve Buckhantz never voyages anywhere without his dagger. Acceptable?

Who is the asst to the traveling secretary? It's his fault! #bodysuitman

Your name is Bears

You should focus more ink on Mushnick. Dan lebatards show=talking about what they should talk about....mildly entertaining. Facebook kvetches=status that indicates they’re annoyed with other people’s status......quite entertaining.

Didn’t hear a danged thing

You're a taint. Those stories are made up

You're a taint

Or 15 minutes.........ago?

These highlights are always on my mind

I questioned Adam Wainwright, who I’m a huge fan of and have worked with personally, on another board that had my company’s name on it. After three months of non-stop telephone harassment, telephone number changes, death threats (DEATH) and random extremely negative Yelp reviews from Missouri I had to sue the young…

I can’t believe how terrible I am at spotting these things. My friends couldn’t believe that I couldn’t ID Karl Ravech. Now I look at Ravech’s and realize how completely unaware I am. I also found out about a relative’s toup posthumously years after he passed. I can only imagine how ridiculous I sounded bragging about…

try to watch this and not cough

So many ways around the 3-letter’s concussion protocol. I blame the spotter

Dad was a very quiet and thoughtful guy but definitely had a fucked up temper/idea of discipline. I was probably four years old when I exclaimed that I was pissed off while eating dinner. When I could t explain what ‘pissed off’ meant I was force fed bar soap until after running the gamut of emotions became angry. My…

Hit Pa-pass

Sorry, your story doesn't pass the smell test and I don't believe you

No Bueno tonto