Salem is okay. He's a survivor!

Is Miley's tour produced by Stefon?

Peaky Blinders sounds like something I'd call my boobs.

While I agree that Rhianna is the one in charge of her own money, having that many assets is very complicated. Taxes, investments, real estate and so on get exponentially more complex, to the point that even if you have an MBA you will need some help understanding how to use and invest your earnings.

Took me waaaaay too long to discover the milk foam bra in this pic.

Any allegations of sexual assault before I dive in on this?

Am I the only one who avoids Reddit because the website looks like such a clusterfuck? I feel like I can't find anything, don't know what anyone's talking about. I'm sure if I spent more time there, I'd get the hang of it, but every time I go there it's like, OH FUCK NO and I go to a more pleasantly designed site.

Any friend who keeps doing something after you have kindly (and repeatedly) told them it makes you uncomfortable and asked them to stop it is just not much of a friend. At all.

The first two letters really illustrate that sometimes you really need to get real with your friends. No pussy-footing around, just get right to the point.

Any time I see anything about Prince, this is what I picture in my head:

I was happy to have 30 seconds of fairly positive female icons on the screen instead of chicks advertising frozen dinners, cleaning products or being driven around in the latest luxury sedan.

Come on, what the fuck? I know Bing is a crappy search engine, but what was wrong with this commercial? Okay, maybe the selection of every woman included wasn't up to your standards, but can we just sit with the fact of how nice it was to see women celebrated for a moment? This is something I've never understood about…

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Look, if we are going to call Woody out, and we fucking should, we have to hold everybody else up. Mia is a supporter of Polanski http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3… and always has been. Sinatra had people murdered, exploited underage starlets (as did Kirk Douglas and any number of other actors in Old…

This is exactly what I thought of! She was so great in that movie.

What women really need is a system that blocks out those men that send two-word messages to 100 women a day without reading their profiles at all. Those men ruin everything and are the reason women don't like online dating.

Mango rinds contain urushiol, the same oil excreted from poison ivy plants that causes intense rashes in some people. Let's just say that some men may prefer you leave the mangoes out of the sex equation altogether.