Some people

those eyes...

My wife swears that H&M stuff is terribly made and falls apart within no time. According to her, you get what you pay for. True?

I just choked on my breakfast while reading that at my work cafeteria..

I'm so proud of myself for recognizing the Cantona quote.

That's what I told her as well - for someone in his shoes, he actually seems like a nice guy as opposed to a raging asshole.

Hah, good memory! It was gone before you knew it...

My wife says he has a 'stripper face' and thinks he's creepy looking...never got that

Hey Lindy, hope you're well - miss reading the funny shit you'd post on the Slog.

He's awesome.

Mixed with a few pills

Sounds familiar..

Interesting, thanks for the insight.

I wonder if the people who actually attend ever pay for $1500 or whatever - I bet most are comp'd.

Good for her,

Wow, haven't seen that bottle in a long, long time. Used to be the only cologne I'd sparingly use. Now I can't really put up with cologne or perfume. Neither I nor the missus use any cologne/perfume or deo for that matter. I LOVE how she smells naturally.

About (1), $100 gets you in the Global Entry program. Totally worth it..

Amen!

They're both bloody brilliant.

Only thing that helps my wife is lots of sex (in advance)