City folk live in apartments. Hill folk live in accouterments.

Christ, 17 years. I could only last 3.

Absolute small dick energy from the lot of ‘em. 

Will you find another car blog to patronize?

Instead of trying to bully a writer? Who in the fuck are you anyway?

I’m going to watch The Batman the proper way – six months from now, on my phone, in the bathroom, in 47 3.8-minute installments.

Toyota: We’ve been here the whole time.

Maximum Overdrive except there’s no overdrive because it’s a 3-speed Torqueflite that will shit the bed at 70k miles.

A sedan, believed to be a Nissan Altima

Who the fuck starred this comment? Life isn’t a Michael Bay movie.

Presumably the court felt that the driver was impaired due to slipping below the usual Floridian BAC?

methinks you need to re-read what i wrote.

as the sex pistols once said, "nevermind the bollocks66"

I’m a car salesperson who is looking forward to another weekend where I’ll spend it chasing cars around the lot and trying to make a few dollars, while I scour indeed and linkedin while customers are out test driving in a desperate attempt to find a new career path that doesn’t suck my life away from me.

Was wondering what happened to Emslie’s NPOCP post this morning

ahhh the GMG strike has begun bois. 

Have you tried putting Armor All on the tires, polishing all the chrome bits and making sure the blinker fluid is topped up? Because that’s what I would do.

The C-3 was also built as a coupe, and my grandfather was lucky enough to get to work on one a few years ago. Unfortunately I was taking pics on a potato.

It always blows my mind at how far engines have developed over time. Also, we need more homologation specials! 

VW ID. Buzz: I’m hoping this vehicle makes suburban Dads driving mini-vans cool again.