Just bring back the wild retro stripes of the 70s/early 80s. This is what I did with my Magnum for a couple of years, vinyl wrap.

How did they come out with those wheels and not give it this paint scheme?

It’s a perfect first car. You can’t skip school and drive across the state to the beach like an asshole like I used to do.

“I would prefer that you die rather than bang”

First car was fifty bucks. It needed a battery so I guess it was more like $80.

Anything with popups. Find a loophole.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy recommends always carrying a towel. Seems like good advice.

A ZIL, fucking awesome.

I’m pretty sure “Schwimmwagen” is what the actor who played Ross in Friends calls his car.

Go figure they’re higher right around the time for my yearly fill-up in my Volt.

A lot of people screaming loudly online about how bad this is must not have been driving in 2008 or 2011-14.

The Correct answer is obvious:

Dobbertin Surface Orbiter

“While converted to automatic, the Wagon still sports its clutch pedal and a tall shifter to mimic the original manual style. That’s a nice touch.”

I love sitting like that a 4 top!  Glad to not be alone

The hybrid version wasn’t bad at all. The PHEV version, though, compromised cargo space quite a bit.

Ford C-Max: For the guy who can forgive a little lying between friends / carmakers as to how much mileage they get.

We’re already laughing now. Why wait to ridicule stupidity?

Is the blockchain robust enough to handle one Alfa Romeo’s service history, let alone the 17 or so that will be sold in the USA during its production run?